var main_title = "VanderLei Industries";
var main_date = "";
var main_caption = "VanderLei Industries is a take-off on Vandelay Industries, a fictional company made famous by an episode of Seinfeld. In this episode, George Costanza tries to extend his unemployment benefits by claiming that he is being interviewed by a fictitious latex manufacturing company, Vandelay Industries.";
var contents = new Array(
"george", "Of course, his charade falls into a hilarious heap, culminating with George running from Jerry's bathroom with his pants around his ankles shouting, " + '"Vandelay Industries, Vandelay Industries!" Click <A HREF="vandelay.wav">here</A> to listen to the clip.',
"jerry", 'Click <A HREF="latexsal.wav">here</A> ' + " to hear Jerry's response."
);
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